I should tell you right now that I'm not a detective. I'm not a spy. I'm not a leader of the rebel alliance, and I don't run down corridors shooting everything in sight, although I know some otherwise very nice people who do.|
I'm a writer. Yeah, that's right, a writer. Now, I know it sounds glamorous. And obviously fraught with life-threatening situations and heart stopping peril. But try to keep up with me anyway.
-- modified from Callahan's Crosstime Saloon, the game.